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Raise the spirits with the Skeleton Walks into a Bar Tee from our Comedy Gold T-Shirt Collection! This hilarious graphic features a jaunty skeleton strutting into a bar, cocktail in hand, with a well-stocked shelf of bottles and the "Comedy Gold" sign overhead, setting up the classic "A skeleton walks into a bar" joke. Perfect for Halloween haunts, late-night laughs, or any occasion where humor bones up the fun, this tee is your ticket to a good time. Wear it to rattle the room with laughter.

The Unisex Staple T-Shirt feels soft and light with just the right amount of stretch. It's comfortable and flattering for all.

Solid colors are 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton. Fabric weight: 4. 2 oz. /yd. ² (142 g/m²). Pre-shrunk fabric. 30 singles. Side-seamed construction. Shoulder-to-shoulder taping. Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US. This product is made on demand.

A Skelton Walks Into A Bar

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