Everyone's a Comedian
Welcome to our comedy gold stage.
This is
where your jokes get a mic and your ego gets a reality check.
At Everyonesacomedian.com, we're building the ultimate online comedy club where classic jokes get a fresh spin, and everyone's inner comedian gets a shot at the spotlight—think timeless dad jokes, blonde burns, and shockers served up daily in our Dumpster Fire Dave's Joke Dump, all while inviting you to toss in your own wild gags for publication with full credit (and maybe even a spot in our front-page Looney Bin if it's commission-free chaos). It's a delivery system for laughs that doesn't stop at reading; snag our Comedy Gold™ merch like sarcastic t-shirts and mugs to wear your wit, or level up with a $5/month VIP Vault subscription for exclusive perks including a weekly blog packed with 20 hand-picked jokes, a deep-dive bio on a comedy legend, and a hilarious real-life story (remember the great toilet paper panic?). Whether you're here to chuckle at old favorites, submit your best roasts via our easy contribution section, or just browse the upcoming Sarcasm Rules™ card game where being nice gets you nowhere, we're all about jokes in, roasts out, laughs guaranteed—making the world funnier one punchline at a time.
Laughing Stock
Our laughing stock is what we have to offer here and where we've mastered the art of self-deprecating humor by offering products and services that are hilariously flawed.
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Sneak Peak VIP Vault
Discover the exclusive VIP Vault subscription for just $5 a month, where laughter meets luxury! Unlock a world of premium comedy crafted to keep you entertained and engaged. Curious about what’s inside? Click "More Info" to explore a treasure trove of unique humor that sets this experience apart—your front-row seat to the funniest flames awaits!
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Comedy Gold™ Merchandise
Welcome to Comedy Gold™ merchandise, your one-stop T-shirt and novelty shop designed to tickle funny bones everywhere! We craft and sell hilarious T-shirts that can make others laugh with you—or at you (we’ll let your sense of humor decide). Every purchase supports our mission, with all proceeds funneled into keeping the laughter rolling all the way to the bank.
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Dumpster Fire Dave's
Daily Joke Dump
Where Dumpster Fire Dave, Joke Dumper & Vault Keeper, burns brighter than a bathroom stall! 10 wild jokes daily - blonde, dad, shock, and Everyone's jokes from the Laughing Stock. As the bathroom wall scrawls 'don't look here, the laughs in your shaky grip,' dive in and subscribe before I torch more!
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R U Funny?
Joke & Product Idea Submissions
Tickle our funny bones at Everyonesacomedian.com! Send your best jokes and quirky product designs to shine on our page. Killer puns can earn commissions on T-shirts or mugs, while wild gags hit our front-page Looney Bin. Bring the laughs and let’s make comedy gold!
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Sarcasm Rules card game coming soon (0CT/NOV)
Get ready for the ultimate Prompt and Response game that’ll have you in stitches—seriously, we expect some epic cut-ups with this humor! Introducing Sarcasm Rules™, The Game Where Being Nice Gets You Nowhere™, where wit reigns supreme and kindness is just a punchline waiting to happen.
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