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You think you are funny?

UNLEASH YOUR INNER COMEDIAN HERE!!!

Hello, you pun-slinging visionaries and closet comedians! Ready to turn your wackiest product ideas into a punchline that pays? At Everyonesacomedian.com, we’re not just collecting chuckles—we’re curating a comedy goldmine of quirky merch! Submit your gut-busting designs (think T-shirts with puns so bad they’re good or mugs that roast better than your uncle at a barbecue) and watch your creative chaos morph into cold, hard cash. Your masterpiece could headline our site, making you the star of the shopping stage—because nothing says “I’ve made it” like a tote bag with a dad-joke-level zinger. Got a joke too unhinged for a commission? Toss it our way, and we’ll slap it in our Looney Bin on the front page for all to cackle at! Bring your wildest ideas or your most groan-worthy puns, and let’s cash in on the laughs together!

What do you call a bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear!

Why did the math book look sad?

Because it had too many problems!

Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems!

Why did the banana go to the doctor?
 
It wasn't peeling well!

The state you live in is enough

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Mesa, AZ, USA

The Roast: Spill Your Guts (Or Just Roast Us)

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  • Your Name (Or Stage Name, You Wannabe Star): (E.g., "Dumpster Fire Dave's Long-Lost Cousin")

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