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Unleash the madness with the Freak Magnet tee! This graphic gem features a wild red-and-white magnet yanking a riotous crowd of quirky cartoon characters into your orbit, all under a blazing sun, with "FREAK MAGNET" stamped in bold red. It’s perfect for the chaos-loving comedian who attracts the weirdest vibes and laughs. Wear it proud and watch the freaks flock!

The Unisex Staple T-Shirt feels soft and light with just the right amount of stretch. It's comfortable and flattering for all.
Solid colors are 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton. Fabric weight: 4. 2 oz. /yd. ² (142 g/m²). Pre-shrunk fabric. 30 singles. Side-seamed construction. Shoulder-to-shoulder taping. Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US. This product is made on demand.

FREAK MAGNET

$25.00Price
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