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Caffeinate your rebellion with the Decaf Sloth tee! This graphic showcases a cranky sloth with razor-sharp claws gripping a mug that declares "DECAF IS NOT AN OPTION" against a lush, moody backdrop. It’s perfect for the coffee addict who snarls at HR’s decaf suggestion and lives for the buzz. Wear it to slow down the haters and sip your way to comedy gold!

The Unisex Staple T-Shirt feels soft and light with just the right amount of stretch. It's comfortable and flattering for all.
Solid colors are 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton. Fabric weight: 4. 2 oz. /yd. ² (142 g/m²). Pre-shrunk fabric. 30 singles. Side-seamed construction. Shoulder-to-shoulder taping. Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US. This product is made on demand.

Sloth - Decaf is not an option

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