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Crack the crowd with the Chicken Crossing tee! This graphic showcases a bold chicken strutting across a road, paired with the timeless setup "Why did the chicken cross the road?" in a playful font. Perfect for sparking laughter at casual hangouts or lively gatherings, this tee brings a classic joke to life. Wear it to ignite conversations and let your humor shine, whether it’s paired with a festive patio scene or a rowdy bar night!

The Unisex Staple T-Shirt feels soft and light with just the right amount of stretch. It's comfortable and flattering for all.

Solid colors are 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton. Fabric weight: 4. 2 oz. /yd. ² (142 g/m²). Pre-shrunk fabric. 30 singles. Side-seamed construction. Shoulder-to-shoulder taping. Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US.

This product is made on demand.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

Why did the Chicken Cross the Road?

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