Gold text screaming for a savage roast. This minimalist setup’s made for comics who hit hard and take no prisoners. 

Punchline 1: "...so spicy, she’s banned from the chili cook-off!"

Punchline 2: "...so hot, she makes the sun jealous!"

Punchline 3:  "...It’s your shirt, do some of the work here—you’re the wannabe comedian!" 



The Unisex Staple T-Shirt feels soft and light with just the right amount of stretch.  It's comfortable and flattering for all.  

Solid colors are 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton. Fabric weight: 4. 2 oz. /yd. ² (142 g/m²). Pre-shrunk fabric. 30 singles. Side-seamed construction. Shoulder-to-shoulder taping. Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US. This product is made on demand.