Daily Joke Dumpster Fire Tuesday, September 30, 2025
- Dumpster Fire Dave
- 5 days ago
- 1 min read
Why did the elephant quit the circus? It was tired of working for peanuts!
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!
Why did the turtle bring a ladder to the pond? To take his shell-fie!
What’s a cat’s favorite color? Purr-ple!
Why did the rabbit hop to school? To improve his hop-erations!
What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato!
Why did the bird join the choir? It had a tweet voice!
What’s a frog’s favorite candy? Lolli-hops!
Why did the dog sit in the shade? He didn’t want to be a hot dog!
What do you call a fish who tells jokes? A clownfish comedian!
See you tomorrow, with more laughs to ignite your week. Keep the flame alive!
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