Daily Joke Dumpster Fire - Friday, October 3, 2025

1. Why did the pencil refuse to write? It was feeling a little drawn out!

2. What do you call a sleepy coffee cup? A nap-uccino!

3. Why did the chef quit the kitchen? He couldn’t handle the heat!

4. What’s a ghost’s favorite ride? The Roller-Ghoster!

5. Why did the haunted clock stop ticking? It ran out of boo-ts!

6. What do you call a dancing broom? A sweep-stakes winner!

7. Why did the book go to school? To improve its story skills!

8. What’s a pirate’s favorite workout? The plank!

9. Why did the shoe get embarrassed? It had a sole-ful secret!

10. What do you call a singing pumpkin? A gourd-eous crooner!

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