Accessibility Statement
Last Updated: When We Stopped Laughing Long Enough to Type This (Sometime in August 2025)
At Everyonesacomedian.com, we believe laughter is the best medicine, unless your doctor prescribed actual medicine, in which case, take that too. Our online comedy club is committed to making sure everyone can join the chuckle party, no matter how you access the internet, your sense of humor, or your ability to tell a knock-knock joke without giggling first. If you’re assessing this, thank you—that’s our statement, but here’s the remix with extra pizzazz.
Our Commitment to Accessibility
We’re working harder than a stand-up comic at an open mic to ensure Everyonesacomedian.com is accessible to all users, including those with disabilities, those who hate puns, and even those who think dad jokes are peak comedy. We aim to meet or exceed the Web Content Accessibility Guidelines (WCAG) 2.1, because we want our site to be as welcoming as a comedy club with free nachos.
What We’re Doing to Make You Laugh (Accessibly)
Here’s how we’re making sure everyone can enjoy the hilarity:
• Screen Reader Friendly: Our site is coded to work with screen readers, so you can hear our jokes narrated with the enthusiasm of a late-night infomercial host. Alt text on images ensures you won’t miss the punchline of our memes, like that one about the cat who flopped at stand-up.
• Keyboard Navigation: You can tab through our site faster than you can say “ba-dum-tss” without touching a mouse. Perfect for those who prefer keyboards or just want to feel like a hacker while browsing comedy.
• Color and Contrast: We’ve chosen colors that pop like a good one-liner, with enough contrast to be readable even if you’re squinting through tears of laughter or wearing sunglasses indoors to look cool.
• Text Resizing: Our site supports text resizing, so you can make the font bigger than your uncle’s “back in my day” stories. Zoom in without losing the vibe.
• Captions and Transcripts: Videos and audio clips (like Bad Rudi’s NSFW rants) come with captions or transcripts, so no one misses the punchline, even if you’re watching in a library or pretending to work.
• Plain Language (Sort Of): We keep our instructions clearer than a heckler’s bad opinion, but we might sneak in a joke or two because, you know, comedy club.
If You’re Assessing This, Thank You
We’re not perfect—kind of like that joke you tried to tell at karaoke night—so if you’re assessing our accessibility and hit a snag, we want to hear about it. Maybe the text is too small, the site’s acting glitchier than a prop comic’s malfunctioning rubber chicken, or you just need us to explain why puns are a protected art form. Whatever it is, reach out, and we’ll fix it faster than you can say “tough crowd.”
How to Get in Touch
Drop us a line via the contact page on Everyonesacomedian.com. Tell us what’s up, whether it’s an accessibility issue, a suggestion, or just a really good joke about a penguin waddling into a bar. We’ll respond quicker than you can Google “how to be funny.” If you’re using assistive tech and it’s not vibing with our site, let us know the details so we can make it right.
Continuous Improvement: The Show Never Ends
We’re always tweaking the site to be more accessible, like a comedian refining their set after bombing on stage. We test with real users, consult accessibility experts, and even ask our AI buddy Valentine (who’s got a thing for sparkly vampires) for tips on making the site shine for everyone. Check back often, because we’re updating faster than a meme goes viral on X.
Final Chuckle
Everyonesacomedian.com is for everyone—whether you’re here to laugh, cry (from laughing too hard), or just stare blankly at our jokes wondering why you signed up. If you’re assessing this, thank you—you’re the real MVP. Now go unleash your inner comedian, and let’s make the internet a funnier, more accessible place together.