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Daily Joke Dumpster Fire – Saturday, October 11, 2025

· Shiloh’s Animal Day October 11 – Spooky Critter Laughs!


  1. Why did the wolf howl? To call the full moon!

  2. Why did the rabbit hop? To dodge a ghost!

  3. What’s a bear’s favorite haunt? A spooky cave!

  4. Why did the owl blink? It saw a bat!

  5. Why did the fox sneak? To steal a pumpkin!

  6. Why did the deer prance? To leap a shadow!

  7. What’s a cat’s favorite trick? A Halloween pounce!

  8. Why did the squirrel stash? To hide from ghouls!

  9. Why did the turtle crawl? To escape a witch!

Why did the eagle soar? To scout the spooky sky!


· Wild Farewell—October 11 critter laughs fade. Shiloh flops out! More tomorrow!


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