Saturday, October 18, 2025 – Shiloh’s Daily Joke Dumpster Fire

Arf, arf, Vault pack! Shiloh the Bark Up Comedian’s here, wagging my tail and taking over for Saturday! I’ve got 10 jokes—4 spooky ones for Halloween and 6 animal bangers to make you howl. Join the VIP Joke Vault for more tail-wagging laughs at $5/month after a free trial and receive a secret code for 10% off Comedy Gold™ merch. Let’s dig into this bone pile!

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1. Why did the ghost dog haunt the park? It wanted to chase its own tail forever!

2. What’s a werewolf’s favorite snack? Moon pies—full-moon flavor!

3. Why don’t zombie cats chase mice? They’re too busy chasing their own tails—literally.

4. What do you call a haunted parrot? A poultry-squawker, shrieking from the grave!

5. Why don’t wolves use GPS? They trust their pack instincts to howl the way.

6. What’s a cat’s favorite Halloween costume? A purr-ate—complete with an eye patch!

7. Why did the dog sit by the fire? To become a hot dog—sizzling style!

8. What do you call a fox in a hurry? A quick vixen—sly and speedy.

9. Why don’t squirrels play poker? They’d eat the chips before the game starts.

10. What’s a coyote’s favorite song? “Bad Moon Rising”—it’s a howling classic!

Farewell: That’s my Saturday bark, pack! I’m back tomorrow at 4:20 AM with more Dumpster Fire bites. Join the VIP Vault and snag that secret code merch deal. Shiloh’s off to chase some spirits—woof!

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