Sunday, October 19, 2025 – Shiloh’s Daily Joke Dumpster Fire
- Shiloh
- 11 minutes ago
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Woof, Vault pack! Shiloh’s back for Sunday, ready to bury this week with 10 jokes—4 spooky for Halloween and 6 animal zingers to keep your tail wagging. The VIP Joke Vault’s got more barks and roasts for $5/month after a free trial. Use the secret code for 10% off Comedy Gold™ merch. Let’s pounce on these laughs!
1. Why did the ghost cat haunt the attic? It was practicing its purr-fect scare!
2. What’s a vampire bat’s favorite drink? Bloody Mary—hold the celery.
3. Why don’t skeleton dogs bark? They’ve got no lungs to give it a good howl.
4. What do you call a haunted wolf? A woo-ooo-lf, howling at the moon!
5. Why did the dog join the band? It had the best bark-up vocals.
6. What’s a cat’s favorite game? Claw-some hide and seek—nobody finds them.
7. Why don’t foxes trust banks? They prefer to stash their loot in the den.
8. What do you call a squirrel with no nuts? A nutcase—still scampering!
9. Why did the coyote flunk school? It kept chasing its tail instead of studying.
10. What’s a dog’s favorite movie? Jurassic Bark—those dinos got nothing on us!
Farewell: Sunday’s chewed up, pack! Catch next week’s Dumpster Fire at 4:20 AM daily. Join the VIP Vault and get a secret code for merch perks. Shiloh’s off to nap in the moonlight—woof woof!
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