Friday, October 17, 2025 – Dumpster Fire Dave’s Daily Joke Dumpster Fire

It’s Friday, pyros! Dumpster Fire Dave’s closing the workweek with 10 scorching jokes, 4 of ‘em spooky enough to wake the dead. Want more heat? The VIP Joke Vault’s got roasts and exclusive laughs for $5/month after a free trial and receive a secret code for 10% off Comedy Gold™ merch. Let’s burn this week to the ground!

1. Why don’t mummies play hide and seek? They’re too wrapped up to cover their eyes.

2. What’s a zombie’s favorite dance? The thriller—those moves are undead!

3. Why did the ghost get kicked out of the bar? It kept trying to possess the shots.

4. What’s a witch’s favorite pickup line? “Is that a broomstick in your pocket, or are you just happy to hex me?”

5. How do you know a dead baby’s been in your fridge? There’s a bottle of ketchup missing.

6. Why did the tomato blush? It overheard the carrots steaming.

7. What’s a skeleton’s favorite snack? Spare ribs—extra crunchy.

8. Why don’t sharks eat clowns? They taste too funny.

9. Why did the scarecrow get a raise? He was outstanding at scaring crows.

10. What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato.

Farewell: Friday’s fried, VIPs! Shiloh’s taking over tomorrow at 4:20 AM for a wild weekend. Join the VIP Vault and grab that secret code merch deal. Dave’s out—see ya in the ashes!