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Daily Joke Dump: October 25 2025 Hosted by Shiloh the Bark Up Comedian

Woof woof! Welcome to the Daily Joke Dump, folks! I’m Shiloh the Bark Up Comedian,

here to paw-sitively brighten your Saturday with a pack of animal jokes. Let’s get this party started!


  1. Why did the dog sit in the shade? He didn’t want to be a hot dog!

  2. What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!

  3. Why did the cat join a band? Because he had the purr-fect meow-sic!

  4. What do you call a sleepy kangaroo? A pouch potato!

  5. Why did the owl bring a ladder? To take his hooting to the next level!

  6. What’s a frog’s favorite candy? Lolli-hops!

  7. Why did the elephant quit the circus? He was tired of working for peanuts!

  8. What do you call a spooky bat who tells jokes? A laugh-o’-lantern!

  9. Why did the rabbit bring a carrot to school? To improve his bunny grades!

  10. What do you call a fish who loves to dance? A tuna twirler!


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