Friday, October 31, 2025: Halloween Dumpster Inferno

Boo! It's finally here—Friday, October 31st, All Hallows' Eve—and Dumpster Fire Dave's turning the Daily Joke Dumpster Fire into a full-blown bonfire of frightful fun. Candy corn casualties, zombie zingers, and tricks that'll treat your timeline to terror-laced laughs. Dress up, dig in, and let's make this Halloween haunt-astic!

1. Why did the ghost join the comedy club? To haunt the punchlines!

2. What do you call a vampire who tells bad jokes? A fang-tastic flop!

3. Why did the skeleton skip the Halloween party? No guts, no glory!

4. What’s a witch’s favorite type of humor? Spell-binding sarcasm!

5. Why did the zombie fail at stand-up? His jokes were dead on arrival!

6. What do you call a mummy’s comedy routine? Wrap-tastic wisecracks!

7. Why did the pumpkin go on stage? To be a jack-o’-lantern jokester!

8. What’s a werewolf’s favorite gag? A howl-arious one-liner!

9. Why did the bat bomb at the mic? His jokes didn’t take flight!

10. What do you call a ghoul who’s great at improv? A spook-tacular quipster!

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What a wicked wind-down to the witching week—hope your costume's as cracked as these jokes. The dumpster dims for the weekend, but Shiloh's lurking to bark up some animal antics Saturday. Gobble your candy; I'll be back Monday with more mayhem.