Sunday, November 2 - Daily Jokes

1. Why did the cookie go to the doctor? It felt crummy!

2. What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!

3. Why was the computer cold? It left its Windows open!

4. How do you organize a space party? You planet!

5. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!

6. What did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing, it just waved!

7. Why don't eggs tell jokes? They'd crack each other up!

8. What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator!

9. Why did the student eat his homework? Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!

10. Adult: What's the difference between a G-spot and a golf ball? A guy will actually search for a golf ball!