Saturday, November 1 - Dumpster Fire Dave's Daily Joke Dump

This month we are going all out - literally - no censored jokes anymore - adult jokes are free game now - if you're under 18 don't read the last joke - sometimes there may be naughty words - LOL

1. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!

2. What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta!

3. Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts!

4. How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together!

5. Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems!

6. What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Nacho cheese!

7. Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired!

8. What did one wall say to the other wall? I'll meet you at the corner!

9. Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one!

10. Adult: Why don't oysters donate to charity? Because they're shellfish in bed!