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Daily Joke Dumpster Fire – Friday, September 26, 2025

  • Why did the deer leap? To bound the fun!

  • Why did the hat fly? It caught a laugh!

  • What’s a kid’s favorite game? Giggle-chase!

  • Why did the beer wink? It saw Friday!

  • I tried to dance—my feet flopped!

  • Chuck Norris can spin the earth.

  • Why did the brunette smile? She nailed it!

  • Why did the golfer bow? He aced the shot!

  • What’s a galaxy’s favorite dance? Star-twirl!

  • Why did the space koala nap? To dream of giggles!


Flaming Farewell—September 26 laughs fade. Dave flops out! See you tomorrow!


Chuck Norris Spinning the world
Chuck Norris Spinning the world


 
 
 

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