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Daily Joke Dumpster Fire – Monday, October 6, 2025

· Dumpster Fire Day October 6 – Spooky Laughs Ignite!


  1. Why did the ghost giggle? It haunted the giggles!

  2. Why did the clock moan? It struck midnight too loud!

  3. What’s a kid’s favorite pumpkin? A spooky grin!

  4. Why did the beer shiver? It felt a ghost!

  5. I tried to carve—my knife spooked me!

  6. Chuck Norris can scare a shadow away.

  7. Why did the brunette scream? A bat flew by!

  8. Why did the golfer swing? To hit a ghoul!

  9. What’s a planet’s favorite haunt? The spooky orbit!

  10. Why did the space owl hoot? To call the spirits!


· Flaming Farewell—October 6 laughs fade. Dave flops out! More tomorrow!


Midnight at the Comedy Club ?
Midnight at the Comedy Club ?

 
 
 

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