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Daily Joke Dumpster Fire – Thursday, September 25, 2025

Dumpster Fire Dave
Sep 25
1 min read

Why did the fox sneak? To steal a grin!
Why did the clock stop? It needed a break!
What’s a kid’s favorite rock? A chuckle-stone!
Why did the beer toast? To warm the air!
I tried to cook—my pan giggled!
Chuck Norris can lift a breeze.
Why did the brunette twirl? To spin the joy!
Why did the golfer stretch? To swing a laugh!
What’s a moon’s favorite game? Lunar tag!
Why did the space cat stretch? To purr the day!

Farewell: Flaming Farewell—September 25 laughs fade. Dave flops out! More tomorrow!

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