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Daily Joke Dumpster Fire – Sunday, October 12, 2025

· Shiloh’s Animal Day October 12 – Spooky Creature Giggles!


  1. Why did the bat flap? To stir the night!

  2. Why did the horse neigh? A ghost rode by!

  3. What’s a raccoon’s favorite treat? Spooky trash!

  4. Why did the crow caw? To warn of witches!

  5. Why did the frog leap? To dodge a skeleton!

  6. Why did the duck quack? It saw a phantom!

  7. What’s a snake’s favorite game? Hide and hiss!

  8. Why did the panda munch? To calm the haunts!

    Why did the penguin waddle? To escape a spell!

  9. Why did the koala cling? To avoid a ghoul!


· Wild Farewell—October 12 critter laughs fade. Shiloh flops out! Bark at you next weekend!


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Spooky trash!

 
 
 

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