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Daily Joke Dumpster Fire - Thursday, October 2, 2025

  1. Why did the math book go to therapy? It had too many problems!

  2. What do you call a lazy clock? A slow-ticker!

  3. Why did the astronaut break up with his girlfriend? He needed space!

  4. What’s a skeleton’s favorite instrument? The trom-bone!

  5. Why did the ghost owl hoot at midnight? To start the boo-ty party!

  6. What do you call a haunted mirror? A reflect-ghoul!

  7. Why did the baker quit? He kneaded a break!

  8. What’s a pirate’s favorite letter? Argh, it’s the C!

  9. Why did the computer crash the party? It had too many bytes!

  10. What do you call a singing shoe? A sole-ful crooner!


Farewell: Check back every morning at 4:20 AM Desert Time as the Dumpster Fire burns bright every day with fresh laughs, fright-fans!

 
 
 

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