Daily Joke Dumpster Fire - Thursday, October 2, 2025
- Dumpster Fire Dave
- 3 days ago
- 1 min read
Why did the math book go to therapy? It had too many problems!
What do you call a lazy clock? A slow-ticker!
Why did the astronaut break up with his girlfriend? He needed space!
What’s a skeleton’s favorite instrument? The trom-bone!
Why did the ghost owl hoot at midnight? To start the boo-ty party!
What do you call a haunted mirror? A reflect-ghoul!
Why did the baker quit? He kneaded a break!
What’s a pirate’s favorite letter? Argh, it’s the C!
Why did the computer crash the party? It had too many bytes!
What do you call a singing shoe? A sole-ful crooner!
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