Daily Joke Dumpster Fire – Thursday, October 9, 2025

· Dumpster Fire Day October 9 – Haunted Giggles Explode!

1. Why did the owl hoot? To summon the spooky!

2. Why did the mirror crack? A ghost peeked!

3. What’s a kid’s favorite costume? A giggle-ghost!

4. Why did the beer shake? A skeleton poured!

5. I tried to dance—a mummy tripped me!

6. Chuck Norris can banish a curse.

7. Why did the brunette scream? A witch cackled!

8. Why did the golfer swing? To hit a specter!

9. What’s a star’s favorite trick? Spooky twinkle!

10. Why did the space dog bark? To guard the graveyard!

· Flaming Farewell—October 9 laughs fade. Dave flops out! See you tomorrow!

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