Daily Joke Dumpster Fire – Tuesday, October 7, 2025

· Dumpster Fire Day October 7 – Haunted Humor Unleashed!

1. Why did the skeleton dance? To rattle the fun!

2. Why did the chair creak? A ghost sat down!

3. What’s a kid’s favorite ghost? A giggle-boo!

4. Why did the beer glow? It’s a witch’s brew!

5. I tried to nap—a zombie snored!

6. Chuck Norris can punch through a coffin.

7. Why did the brunette hide? A werewolf howled!

8. Why did the golfer dig? To bury a ghost!

9. What’s a star’s favorite spell? Twinkle-curse!

10. Why did the space cat purr? To charm the ghouls!

· Flaming Farewell—October 7 laughs fade. Dave flops out! See you tomorrow!

A Ghost Sat Down - and Scared the Cats