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Daily Joke Dumpster Fire - Wednesday, October 1, 2025

  1. Why did the monkey like the banana peel? It was a slip-up snack!

  2. What do you call a snake who writes music? A hiss-ter composer!

  3. Why did the owl bring a book to the tree? For some hoot-ucation!

  4. What’s a horse’s favorite game? Stable tennis!

  5. Why did the duck waddle into the bar? To quack a cold one!

  6. What do you call a sleepy lion? A nap-king!

  7. Why did the pig roll down the hill? To get to the ham-mock!

  8. What’s a deer’s favorite dance? The buck-and-roll!

  9. Why did the fox start a band? It had the best tail-tunes!

  10. What do you call a chatty parrot? A poultry-geist squawker!


See you tomorrow, laugh-lovers! Keep the chuckles burning!



 
 
 

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