Daily Joke Dumpster Fire - Wednesday, October 1, 2025

1. Why did the monkey like the banana peel? It was a slip-up snack!

2. What do you call a snake who writes music? A hiss-ter composer!

3. Why did the owl bring a book to the tree? For some hoot-ucation!

4. What’s a horse’s favorite game? Stable tennis!

5. Why did the duck waddle into the bar? To quack a cold one!

6. What do you call a sleepy lion? A nap-king!

7. Why did the pig roll down the hill? To get to the ham-mock!

8. What’s a deer’s favorite dance? The buck-and-roll!

9. Why did the fox start a band? It had the best tail-tunes!

10. What do you call a chatty parrot? A poultry-geist squawker!

See you tomorrow, laugh-lovers! Keep the chuckles burning!