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Dumpster Fire Dave's VIP Comedy Vault: 20 Fresh Jokes for October 6th Laughs

Hey, VIPs! Welcome to the exclusive Joke Vault—your secret stash of groan-worthy gold. I've curated 20 original(ish) zingers just for you: 5 spooky Halloween specials to kick off the season, 10 fat jokes with that self-roast vibe (because who doesn't love a little belly-laugh?), and 5 random wild cards to keep things unpredictable. These are all PG-13, family-friendly, and ready for your T-shirt empire or daily dumpster fires. Share 'em, steal 'em, just tag the vault. This Week's BIO keeping with the Halloween month theme is Ralphie May who passed on Oct 6, 2017. A little story about a fat ghost to end the laughs. Let's dive in!

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