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Dumpster Fire Day October 10 – Spooky Laughs Peak!

  1. Why did the fox sneak? To steal a haunt!

  2. Why did the spoon bend? A ghost stirred!

  3. What’s a kid’s favorite pumpkin? A spooky face!

  4. Why did the beer glow? It’s a Halloween brew!

  5. I tried to cook—a cauldron bubbled!

  6. Chuck Norris can scare the fog.

  7. Why did the brunette run? A goblin chased!

  8. Why did the golfer laugh? He spooked the fairway!

  9. What’s a moon’s favorite tale? A ghost story!

  10. Why did the space horse gallop? To race the spirits!


Flaming Farewell—October 10 laughs fade. Dave flops out! Shiloh The Bark Up Comedian takes over the weekend with her animal humor!


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