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Friday, October 24, 2025 Friday Fun Time! The weekend’s almost here, so let’s celebrate with spooky and silly jokes to get you smiling!

  1. Why did the ghost go to the party? To have a boo-last!

  2. What’s a witch’s favorite subject? Spell-ing!

  3. Why don’t mummies take vacations? They’re too wrapped up in work!

  4. What do you call a vampire who loves math? A count!

  5. Why was the skeleton so calm? Nothing got under his skin!

  6. Why did the apple go to school? To become a core scholar!

  7. What’s a fish’s favorite song? Row, Row, Row Your Boat!

  8. Why did the clock go to therapy? It had too many ticking problems!

  9. What do you call a dancing cow? A moo-ver!

  10. Why don’t books ever get lost? They know their place!


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