Thursday, October 30, 2025: Eve of the Eerie Punchlines

Mischief managed? Not yet—it's Thursday, October 30th, the eve before the eve, and Dumpster Fire Dave's dishing devilish delights to prime your pumpkin patch for tomorrow's chaos. Jokes so eerie, they'll echo like a werewolf's howl at happy hour. The dumpster's howling; time to howl back with some Halloween heat!

1. Why did the shoe go to therapy? It had sole-searching issues!

2. What do you call a rabbit who’s great at improv? A hop-timist!

3. Why did the tomato join a band? It had the sauce for it!

4. What’s a cow’s favorite hobby? Moo-vie night!

5. Why did the lightbulb fail at comedy? It wasn’t bright enough!

6. What do you call a fox who tells tall tales? A sly storyteller!

7. Why did the grapefruit quit the fruit salad? It felt too pithy!

8. What’s a chicken’s favorite workout? Egg-ercise!

9. Why did the book go to jail? It broke all the spines!

10. What do you call a horse who loves to party? A neigh-time raver!

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That's your Thursday thrill-throttle—may the full moon find you grinning like a goblin. One more sleep 'til Halloween hysteria hits the dumpster full force. Catch ya then; Dave's brewing something beastly.