Monday, October 13, 2025 – Dumpster Fire Dave’s Daily Joke Dumpster Fire
- Dumpster Fire Dave
- 6 days ago
- 1 min read
1. Why don’t ghosts lie? Because you can see right through them—talk about transparent motives!
2. What’s a skeleton’s favorite instrument? The trom-bone—perfect for rattling off a tune.
3. Why did the vampire get dumped? He kept sucking the life out of the relationship.
4. What do you call a haunted chicken? A poultry-geist—clucking from beyond the grave!
5. Why did the scarecrow become a motivational speaker? He was outstanding in his field.
6. What’s worse than a dead baby in a blender? Realizing you forgot to hit puree.
7. Why don’t programmers prefer dark mode? They’re afraid of the light attracting bugs.
8. How do you know a mummy’s stressed? It starts unraveling at the seams.
9. What’s a witch’s favorite subject? Spelling—cast it right or get hexed!
10. Why did the tomato turn red? It saw the salad dressing—scandalous!
Farewell: That’s the Monday blaze, folks! Check back tomorrow at 4:20 AM for more Dumpster Fire madness. Keep the VIP Vault burning and snag that merch deal. Dave’s out—stay savage!
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