Monday, October 20, 2025 Welcome to the Daily Joke Dump! Kick off your week with some spooky giggles and silly chuckles to brighten your Monday. Let’s dive into the fun!

Why did the ghost go to school? To improve its boo-cation!
What do you call a skeleton who takes it easy? A lazy bones!
Why don’t mummies tell lies? Because you can see right through them!
What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit? A blood orange!
Why was the witch late for the party? She was stuck brewing traffic!
Why did the pencil go to art school? It wanted to draw a better point!.
What do you call a bear with no socks? A gummy bear!
Why can’t basketball players go on vacation? Because they would get called for traveling!
What’s a cat’s favorite color? Purr-ple!
Why did the tomato turn red? It saw the salad dressing!

See you tomorrow! Stay spooky and keep smiling!

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