Sunday, October 26, 2025 Arf arf! Back again, it’s Shiloh the Bark Up Comedian!

Let’s wrap up the weekend with a wild roundup of animal jokes to get you howling with laughter on this spooky Sunday!

Why did the turtle cross the road? To prove he wasn’t a slow-poke!
What do you call a cow with no spots? A plain-udder disaster!
Why did the bird sit on the clock? He wanted to work the night shift!
What do you call a deer who loves to sing? A buck vocalist!
Why did the monkey bring a ladder to the jungle? To take his swinging to new heights!
What’s a snake’s favorite game? Hiss and seek!
Why did the horse go to school? To improve his galloping grades!
What do you call a spooky wolf who loves parties? A howl-oween host!
Why did the duck bring a towel? In case he wanted to quack a quick dip!
What do you call a pig who tells stories? A ham-bassador!

That’s a wrap, friends! Thanks for joining me this weekend—catch you next time for more bark-tastic fun!

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