Thursday, October 16, 2025 – Dumpster Fire Dave’s Daily Joke Dumpster Fire

Yo, firestarters! Dumpster Fire Dave’s back with 10 more jokes, including 4 spooky ones to keep the Halloween haunt alive. The VIP Joke Vault’s loaded with exclusive burns for $5/month after a free trial. Snag 10% off Comedy Gold™ merch with secret code. Let’s torch Thursday like it’s a dry pumpkin patch!

1. Why did the skeleton refuse to dance? It had no guts to bust a move.

2. What’s a vampire’s favorite dessert? Blood pudding—extra O-negative, please.

3. Why don’t ghosts use phones? They prefer to send chilling texts from the beyond.

4. What do you call a werewolf’s bad day? A hairy situation with full-moon drama.

5. What’s funnier than a dead baby? One trying to crawl out of the blender.

6. Why don’t penguins fly? They’re too busy waddling in style.

7. What’s a bear’s favorite drink? Decaf—it’s less grizzly.

8. Why did the witch flunk school? Her spells kept backfiring.

9. Why don’t clocks tell lies? They’re always ticking the truth.

10. What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese—back off!

Farewell: Thursday’s smoked, Vault VIPs! Catch tomorrow’s Dumpster Fire at 4:20 AM. Join the VIP Joke Vault and use secret code for that merch discount. Dave’s out—keep the flames high!

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