Thursday, October 23, 2025 Thursday’s Joke Dump is here! Let’s creep closer to Halloween with more spooky laughs and fun giggles for all!

Why don’t ghosts lie? Because you’d see right through their boo-loney!
What’s a vampire’s least favorite meal? Stake and eggs!
Why did the witch bring a ladder to the haunted house? To take it to the next level!
What do skeletons say before dinner? Bone appétit!
Why was the pumpkin so good at singing? It had a great gourd!
Why did the bicycle fall over? It was too tired!
What do you call a bipolar cow? A moo-dy cow!
Why don’t elephants use computers? They’re afraid of the mouse!
What’s a dog’s favorite toy? A chew toy!
Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasn’t peeling well!

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