Tuesday, October 14, 2025 – Dumpster Fire Dave’s Daily Joke Dumpster Fire

What’s good, pyromaniacs? Dumpster Fire Dave’s back, tossing 10 more jokes into the inferno, with 4 spooky ones to keep Halloween creeping closer. The Vault’s got your back with exclusive roasts and VIP laughs—subscribe for $5/month after a free trial and receive a code for 10% off Comedy Gold™ merch. Let’s set this Tuesday ablaze!

1. Why did the ghost go to therapy? It had an identity crisis—nobody could see it!

2. What’s a zombie’s favorite snack? Brain chips with a side of deCAF.

3. Why don’t witches use Tinder? They’re too busy brewing their own matches.

4. How do skeletons stay calm? They keep their cool in the bone zone.

5. What’s a dead baby’s favorite game? Hide and shriek—nobody finds them.

6. Why don’t eggs tell secrets? They’d crack under pressure.

7. What do you call a dinosaur that takes forever? A dawdlin’-odon.

8. Why did the pumpkin go to therapy? It had an identity crisis—pie or latte?

9. What’s a vampire’s least favorite food? Garlic bread—it’s a real pain in the neck.

10. Why did the math book cry? Too many problems, no solutions.

Farewell: Tuesday’s torched, VIPs! Swing by tomorrow at 4:20 AM for another Dumpster Fire roast. Join the VIP Joke Vault and get a code for that sweet merch discount.. Dave’s out—keep it lit!

Never trust an egg with you secrets!