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Tuesday, October 21, 2025 Happy Tuesday, Joke Dump fans! Let’s keep the spooky spirit alive and toss in some silly laughs to power through the week!

  1. Why don’t ghosts use smartphones? They’re afraid of cell-f-destruct!

  2. What do you call a werewolf who sings? A howl-idol!

  3. Why did the pumpkin sit alone? It didn’t have its perfect patch!

  4. What’s a skeleton’s favorite instrument? The trom-bone!

  5. Why do witches fly on brooms? Because vacuum cleaners are too heavy!

  6. Why did the math book look sad? It had too many problems!

  7. What do you call a dinosaur that takes care of its teeth? A Flossiraptor!

  8. Why was the computer cold? It left its Windows open!

  9. What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie? A python pie!

  10. Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack up!


Catch you tomorrow! Keep those giggles going!


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