Tuesday, October 28, 2025: Witchy Wordplay Wednesdays (Early Edition)

Top o' the Tuesday terror to ya! October 28th means we're knee-deep in Halloween hype, and Dumpster Fire Dave's here to stir the cauldron with jokes that'll curse your boredom away. From poltergeist punchlines to vampire one-liners, this batch is bolder than a black cat on a broomstick. Grab your pitchforks (or just your phone)—the Dumpster Fire's brewing hot!

1. Why did the smartphone go to school? It wanted to improve its cell-f-esteem!

2. What do you call a pig who loves karaoke? A ham with a jam!

3. Why did the clock get kicked out of class? It kept tocking back!

4. What’s a fish’s favorite game? Name that tuna!

5. Why did the cookie go to therapy? It felt crumbled!

6. What do you call a deer who tells jokes? A stand-up stag!

7. Why did the tree go to art school? It wanted to branch out!

8. What’s a horse’s favorite dance? The canter-can!

9. Why did the pencil join a band? It had the write rhythm!

10. What do you call a lazy lobster? A claw-f procrastinator!

Tocking Back! - Tock back to us with some joke ideas

And that's your Tuesday torment tallied up—may your nightmares be as funny as these flops. Tune in Wednesday for witchier wisecracks that'll spellbind your scroll. Keep the fire stoked; Dave's got more where that came from.