Dumpster Fire Dave's Halloween Week VIP Joke Vault

Hey there, fellow comedy arsonists! It’s Dumpster Fire Dave, staring into the abyss of my analytics like a ghost haunting its own graveyard. Over 1000 visitors and zero subs or merch sales? That’s scarier than a clown in a sewer. But if this is my swan song (or swan scream for Halloween), let’s go out with 31 bangs of spooky, adult, dad-level, animal-infused hilarity. Creepy-crawly puns, risqué rib-ticklers, groaners, and beastly bits to keep your inner monster giggling. Share ’em, steal ’em, or subscribe (wink wink) to keep the fire burning.

This week’s Comedian Spotlight: John Candy – the king of big hearts and bigger laughs, who would have turned 75 on Halloween. Let’s raise a polka toast to the man who made us all feel like family, even when he was running from a mooning bear.

So here’s the plea from the edge of the stage: subscribe, snag some swag, or toss a coin in the hat before the curtain drops.

John Candy was born October 31, 1950, in Toronto, Ontario, and died March 4, 1994, in Durango, Mexico, at age 43 from a heart attack while filming Wagons East!. A 6'2", 300+ lb gentle giant, he honed his craft at Second City Toronto with Dan Aykroyd, Gilda Radner, and Eugene Levy, then exploded on SCTV (1976–83) with iconic characters like Johnny LaRue and the Schmenge brothers. Married to Rosemary Hobor in 1979, he had two children, Jennifer and Christopher, and co-owned the Toronto Argonauts CFL team.

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