Wednesday, October 15, 2025 – Dumpster Fire Dave’s Daily Joke Dumpster Fire

Halfway through the week, Vault crew! Dumpster Fire Dave’s here, slinging 10 jokes with 4 spooky specials to keep the Halloween vibes grim and grin-worthy. Want more? The VIP Joke Vault’s got roasts and bonus zingers for $5/month after a free trial.  Join the VIP Joke Vault for more exclusive roasts and grab a 10% merch discount. Let’s ignite this Wednesday!

1. Why did the mummy join a dating site? It was looking for someone to unwrap its heart.

2. What’s a ghost’s favorite workout? Soul cycling—keeps the spirits spinning!

3. Why don’t vampires use mirrors? They’re tired of seeing nothing but bad blood.

4. What do you call a haunted house party? A scream-fest with a killer playlist.

5. How do you make a dead baby laugh? Tickle it with a chainsaw.

6. Why did the scarecrow get promoted? He was a cut above the rest.

7. What’s a pirate’s favorite letter? Argh, it’s the C they love!

8. Why don’t ghouls play chess? They’re afraid of any move that checks their mate.

9. What do you call fake noodles? An impasta—served with deCAF.

10. Why did the golfer wear two pants? In case he got a hole in one.

Farewell: Wednesday’s in ashes, folks! Hit me up tomorrow at 4:20 AM for more Dumpster Fire chaos. Subscribe to the VIP Vault and use our secret code for merch deals. Dave’s out—stay spooky!

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