Wednesday, October 22, 2025 Hump Day Humor Alert! We’re halfway through the week, so let’s haunt your funny bone with some spooky and silly jokes!

Why did the ghost join the band? It had a ghoul-tastic voice!
What’s a mummy’s favorite dance? The wrap!
Why don’t vampires use mirrors? They don’t want to reflect on their past!
What do you call a scared pumpkin? A jack-o’-lantern-in’!
Why was the skeleton bad at secrets? You could see right through him!
Why did the scarecrow become a motivational speaker? He was outstanding in his field!
What’s a frog’s favorite game? Hopscotch!
Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It felt a bit crumby!
What do you call a sleepy dinosaur? A Snoresaurus!
Why was the broom late? It swept in at the last minute!

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