Wednesday, October 29, 2025: "Midweek Mummy Mayhem"

Hello, hump-day horrors! It's October 29th, and as we unravel toward All Hallows' Eve, Dumpster Fire Dave's unwrapping a mummy-load of jokes guaranteed to wrap you in ridiculousness. Think bandaged banter and skeleton snickers—perfect for shaking off those Wednesday woes. The dumpster's dressed to undead; let's unwrap the laughs!

1. Why did the cucumber blush at the veggie party? It overheard the carrots steaming!

2. What do you call a dog who loves puzzles? A bark-ode breaker!

3. Why did the fridge go on strike? It was tired of chilling!

4. What’s a bird’s favorite social media? Tweet-er!

5. Why did the lemon fail at stand-up? It kept getting sour reviews!

6. What do you call a turtle who’s bad at directions? A lost lagger!

7. Why did the donut go to the gym? To get a little glazed!

8. What’s a sheep’s favorite job? Wool-timate designer!

9. Why did the computer crash the party? It had too many bytes!

10. What do you call a bear who loves puns? A grizzly giggler!

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Wrapped up another wild Wednesday—hope you're not too tangled in giggles. Tomorrow's got tricks (and treats?) that'll zombie-fy your funny bone. Don't ghost me now; the fire's just getting fiercer.