All Posts

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? It felt crummy! What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! Why was the computer cold? It left its Windows open! How do you organize a space party? You planet! Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! What did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing, it just waved! Why don't eggs tell jokes? They'd crack each other up! What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator! Why did the student eat his homework

This month we are going all out - literally - no censored jokes anymore - adult jokes are free game now - if you're under 18 don't read the last joke - sometimes there may be naughty words - LOL Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta! Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts! How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together! Why did the math book look sad? Because it h

This hilarious cartoon depicts a vampire delivering a bad joke, "What do you call a vampire who tells bad jokes? A fang-tastic flop!" on stage at a comedy club, only to be met with boos and heckling from the audience.

Mischief managed? Not yet—it's Thursday, October 30th, the eve before the eve, and Dumpster Fire Dave's dishing devilish delights to prime your pumpkin patch for tomorrow's chaos. Jokes so eerie, they'll echo like a werewolf's howl at happy hour. The dumpster's howling; time to howl back with some Halloween heat! 1. Why did the shoe go to therapy? It had sole-searching issues! 2. What do you call a rabbit who’s great at improv? A hop-timist! 3. Why did the tomato join a band?

This amusing cartoon features a lemon attempting stand-up comedy on stage, delivering the pun "Why did the lemon fail at stand-up? It kept getting sour reviews!" to a laughing audience member.

This meme captures the ultimate vampire dating fail in one darkly hilarious image. After a bad date, our caped friend is back to solo neck-biting—because sometimes, even immortals strike out. Share if you’ve ever had a date that sucked… just not in the fun way.

In this playful cartoon, a classroom erupts in laughter as a teacher oversees students reacting to the pun "Why did the clock get kicked out of class? It kept tocking back!" with a clock hanging on the wall.

Watch this hilarious tabby cat take the stage with a microphone, delivering laughs under a bright spotlight, proudly displaying the "Comedy Gold" sign.

Get into the Halloween spirit with this funny cartoon featuring a spooky wolf and a party-loving kangaroo dubbed a "howl-oween host"! Perfect for animal-themed laughs, check out more daily jokes on our Daily Joke Dump!

Hop into a laugh with this adorable cartoon kangaroo dubbed a "pouch potato"! This sleepy kangaroo and its napping joey are perfect for a fun animal joke. Check out more daily jokes on our Daily Joke Dump!

Laugh at this hilarious cartoon mummy too wrapped up in work to take a vacation! This funny take on a busy mummy is perfect for Halloween humor. Check out more daily jokes on our Daily Joke Dump!

Chuckle at this funny cartoon cow with a bipolar twist—sunny and happy one moment, stormy and grumpy the next! Perfect for a lighthearted laugh, this joke is part of our Daily Joke Dump. Check out more today!

Get a giggle with this adorable cartoon dinosaur dubbed a "Snoresaurus"! This sleepy dino is cozied up on a cloud, surrounded by tiny napping friends. Check out more fun daily jokes on our site!

Laugh along with this adorable cartoon pumpkin who’s feeling left out because it didn’t find its perfect patch! Perfect for Halloween humor, this fun illustration is part of our Daily Joke Dump. Check out more jokes today!

Check out this hilarious cartoon vampire enjoying his favorite fruit—a blood orange! Perfect for a spooky Halloween laugh, this fun illustration features a vampire with a heart-shaped orange and a playful background. Visit our Daily Joke Dump for more!

Laugh at this hilarious cartoon of the 1973 Great Toilet Paper Panic, where Brits went wild hoarding bog rolls over a fake shortage! This quirky slice of history is perfect for a chuckle—check out more fun on our Daily Joke Dump!

End the week with this eerie "Pic of the Day" featuring a glowing skeletal dog howling on a "DAD JOKES RIP" tombstone, joined by a sly black cat in a haunted graveyard under a full moon—perfect for Sunday vibes!

Meow at today’s "Pic of the Day" featuring a purr-fect pirate cat with an eye patch, sword, and pumpkin bucket outside a spooky haunted house under a full moon—perfect Halloween cuteness!

Kick off your Friday with the "Pic of the Day" featuring a lively zombie dance party under the "The Thriller" banner in a haunted hall, complete with a full moon, cobwebs, and potion bottles!

Laugh at today’s "Pic of the Day" where a flustered witch flunks school as her spells backfire with pink smoke, under the stern gaze of a wizard with an "F" scroll in a whimsical magical classroom!